Life is like a boat, holey and sinking.

Sometimes, I wish I were an animal. Animals are expected to survive on instinct. They also travel mostly in packs, so they're never lonely.

I wish I were a bat, living in a cave with my bat-family, eating fruit and bugs and sleeping during the day. I hate sleeping at night. Bats live in groups of thousands, and no one is ever forgotten or alone. But with my luck, I'd be a wolf. A lone, grey wolf.

At least I'd be on top of the food chain.