Now I know the Japanese are just screwing with me

http://wiki.theppn.org/images/9/96/HS7.jpg

Click this link. It's worth it.

See the really cute, really happy boy second from the left? This is Chinen Yuuri. Here's a little bit about him:
Trivia
Chinen Yuuri, is the second smallest member of Hey! Say! JUMP. He joined Johnny's when he was still very young in June 4, 2003. Chinen has known how to dance and do flips since he was 4. He is pretty quiet and not that talkative. Some would say Koyama of NEWS has the highest voice in Johnny, but actually Chinen does. He likes attention and often sits on Hey!Say!Best member's laps. He thinks of himself as more cute than manly because he says that he is pretty small for a middle schooler. He is sensitive and tries to never be seen crying because it is embarrassing to him. Chinen relies on others a little too much; To the point where if every member is gone, he doesn't know what to do. He relies on Daiki Arioka a lot, so he believes he should start being more mature about that. During lunch, he would rather listen to music than pay attention.

OH MY GOD. Call the fire department! We've got us a total flamer!!!! Aw, but he's cute and only about fourteen, so I'll pardon him. But I'm still gonna track this kid. I want to know exactly who he gets drunk and screws around with in a closet when he's sixteen, causing him to completely rethink his sexual standpoint in life and join our other Blatantly Married Pair in JUMP, who you'll meet in a sec.

The guy that's hugging him is named Okamoto Keito, and Chinen himself is hugging Nakajima Yuuto. Oh, Nakajima. You see, the guy directly to his right is his best friend, Yamada Ryosuke, whom he has often publicly stated that he would date if Ryosuke were a girl.

...you're fucking with me, right? I mean, how does someone say something like that- even in jest!- about their best friend? I've got to say, though, I know weirder ways to come out of the closet than admitting you's date your best- male!- friend; such as leaving your porn laying around when it features a Prince Albert gallery.

Trivia about Nakajima:

He can touch his head using his feet.
He has studied Karate.
He considers Yamada Ryosuke as his best friend because they go to school and share secrets together.
He wants to be treated as an ordinary person.
He likes hanging out with his friends.
He is friendly and easy to get along with.
He has stated in various interviews that he would go out with Yamada Ryosuke if he were a girl
He has admited to doting on his little brother, Raiya excessively

Alright, we get it. Nakajima has a humongous hard on for Ryosuke okay enough already. They share secrets together? I know that he's fourteen, but is he also in the possession of a vagina? Do he and Ryo get together and bake? Do each others hair?
God, I bet they do. Don't get me wrong, three people that actually read this blog, I am in no way pointing a finger of shame at this two extremely gay, closeted, famous young men. In fact, I applaud them for being so obliviously blatant about their obvious attraction to one another. Maybe they can double date with Chinen when he outs himself.

Also, if I may direct your attention to this little piece of whatthefuckery:

http://wiki.theppn.org/KinKi_Kids

I think I may actually make an annual awards show for outstandingly gay Asian celebrities, and if I do, the KinKi Kids will have an award named after them. The KinKi Kids Rainbow Award, for outrageously queer clothing choices.
A final link for those who like a well-choreographed act of- oh fuck it. Just go watch this.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-147343/Hey-Say-7-DNA.html

Oh, and here's Yuuto and Ryosuke being all cuddly as little kids on live TV. Bottom left. Check it out.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-165037/Hey-Say-JUMP-Extras-Hey-Say-JUMP-Introduction-Clip.html